I had the house to myself tonight, a rarity to be sure.
So, what did I do?
Did I have friends over? No.
Did I watch porn? No.
Did I get high? No.
Did I get drunk? No.
Did I call someone and laugh irritatingly loud? No.
I bought food. I ate it. I threw it up.
I am, truly, pathetic.
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